On one of those infrequent occasions I was dozing in my birthday suit on the lawn. I had a nice comfy blanket to lie on and a pillow for my head. I was enjoying the silence, disturbed only by birdsong, when I heard some giggling the other side of the hedge. I was probably a bit dozy and so I didn’t pick up on it immediately but when I did I realised that someone was spying on me. Kids!
I was a bit annoyed I guess, so I said: “If you really want to look why don’t you come into the garden?”