I’ve never deflated so rapidly. A series of horrible thoughts flooded through my mind. Newspapers, prison, divorce. It took another question to bring me back to the present. “Well?” It was my neighbour Carrie. I stuttered that I thought she and her husband weren’t home because the car wasn’t there. She said he’d gone off somewhere – she didn’t know or care where. Then I remembered my wife telling me she thought our neighbours were having
“Well?” Carrie repeated. So I went for it. I told Carrie I’d been
showing the girls the difference between a boy and a man. I’d also been showing them all the difference and similarities between male and female and how to pleasure the other gender. She didn’t seem to realise at first that these kids could also have an orgasm of sorts.